Monday, April 27, 2009

Monday Day Waste

Just sitting around and something came to me. Somethings the average guy never say's. So here are 10 things you will probably never hear me say.


Hey Bud! Is my ass too big?


Here Honey you use the remote


You know that stripper was cute, but, her breasts are too big


Ooh! Antonio Bandderis and Brad Pitt: That is one movie I have to go see


While I'm up can I get you anything?


Sex Isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held


Awww, forget the Leaf game, Let's watch DR. Phil


Hey! Let me hold your purse while you try that dress on


How come we don't go dancing anymore


Beer! No thanks just give me a Pepsi

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