I think your real Estate Agent is Crazy

OK, I
have been saving this one for the right moment and for some strange
reason this is the moment. So here it goes, the top signs that the real
estate agent you are dealing with is crazy.

You ask to see something in a Greek Revival: She takes you to a performance of “Oedipus Rex”

Instead of a pen,gives you a complimentary severed finger with his name and phone number on it.

Lists Protection money as a closing cost.

Works for the reality firm of Dion,Layton and Duceppe.

You ask to see a duplex, he shows you a video of Hulk Hogan

His office is a minivan

Tells you that the chalk outlines on the floor are the previous owners kids growth records.

Shows you the attic and then say’s”i bet you could pick off ten or fifteen people before you get caught”.

Insists on carrying you over the threshold of every home you look at.

The fixer upper he wants you to look at::128,567,525 Popsicle sticks and 15 tons of lepages glue.

And the main reason you know he is crazy: Wears a Mattamy Homes Blazer.®©