You know your Grandchildren love you when they not only bless you when you snezze but also help you look for your teeth.
Fiction writing is great, you can make almost anything up---Ivana Trump
McJob--A low paying job that requires little skill and no opportunity for advancement.
Woman, can't live with 'em,ah hell just pass the beer nuts.
Revenge is a dish best served with something the other person is allergic to.
Honesty may be the best policy,but insanity is a better defense
I'm out for a good time all the rest is propaganda
It's always darkest before i open my eyes
Warning: Dates in a calender are closer than they appear
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart
I wanted to start the year off with a bang but my wife had a headache
The Amazon rain forest produces 20% of the worlds oxygen supply
And remember Never go to bed angry, stay up all night and plot your revenge.
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