After watching a obviously non-handicapped woman park in the zone reserved for the handicapped, I thought of what was her excuse. So here they are.
10. My Grandfather is handicapped.
9. I don't read good
8.I suffer from Terminal Laziness
7.I have attention deficit disorder! Huh!
6.My inner child was bugging me for ice cream
5.My shoes are too expensive to walk in
4.Wheelchair symbol? I thought it was a rocking chair.
3.My religion forbids common acts of courtesy
2.I ignore other laws, why not this one?
1.I am disabled..by a painfully swollen EGO
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