Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors
Confucius say: Man who lives in glass houses should change in basement
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers--Mahatma Gandhi
I have one question about the Kyoto accord, how many miles per gallon does it get.
Behind every successful man stands a surprised Mother in Law
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies--Oscar Wilde
The snickers bar is now the best selling candy bar in the world
Golf is a good walk spoiled--Mark Twain
Mister dressup beats mister rogers any day
Sometimes i wonder if Angela Jolie wonders what i am wearing
Red haired men go bald sooner than any others
There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse every day
I nearly ran over a turtle today, i hate when they run out in traffic like that
Josef Stalin is buried in a Communist plot
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of congress, but i repeat myself.
And remember the Founder of the Marlboro cigarette company died of Lung Cancer.
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