Just some random thoughts from my brain:
PMS should really stand for: Psychotic mood shift
Chicago has the largest Polish population in the world except for Warsaw
While i am fully aware that money can not buy me happiness, I wouldn't mind being known as "the melancholy guy who drives the red Lamborghini"
I would rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets, and do suicide bombers wear seat belts?
I said nice dress, she heard nice boobs
Often when i am reading a good book i stop and thank the teacher who got me reading. That is i did, until she got an unlisted phone number.
consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of unexplained rug burns.
and finally remember: your lives are not in the lap of the Gods, instead they are in the hands of your Cooks.
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