Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Friday, October 24, 2008
Friday's Thoughts
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Thoughts for a Tuesday
A true diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but not her age!
An eye for an eye will leave the whole world blind.
Before giving someone a piece of your mind make sure you have enough to spare.
An eye for an eye will leave the whole world blind.
Before giving someone a piece of your mind make sure you have enough to spare.
Sunday, October 12, 2008
When Hespeler had a Movie Theatre
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
Sunday, October 05, 2008
Friday, October 03, 2008
If i am Elected
Is everyone sick of Political Promises. Well i am and so i have decided to run for prime minister with my new party the "Looking stupid party". Here is my platform.
I will repel the law of gravity, it's just holding us down.
I will reduce the speed of light, it's going way too fast and may hurt someone.
I will provide higher education, by building taller Schools.
English, French and illiterate will now be our 3 official languages, than anyone could grow up to be Prime Minister, oh wait, someone already did that.
All sidewalks will be made of rubber, reducing the number of drunks hurting themselves when they fall.
I will turn the parliament buildings into giant beer halls, probably a lot more work would get done.
Lastly i would abdicate, I wouldn't want to be leader of any country that would want me leading them.
I will repel the law of gravity, it's just holding us down.
I will reduce the speed of light, it's going way too fast and may hurt someone.
I will provide higher education, by building taller Schools.
English, French and illiterate will now be our 3 official languages, than anyone could grow up to be Prime Minister, oh wait, someone already did that.
All sidewalks will be made of rubber, reducing the number of drunks hurting themselves when they fall.
I will turn the parliament buildings into giant beer halls, probably a lot more work would get done.
Lastly i would abdicate, I wouldn't want to be leader of any country that would want me leading them.
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