Isn't spring supposed to be here by now, so what the hell is up with this weather?
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Saturday night and the leafs win again.
Heck, we don't get to say that much. Anyway here are some more thoughts and drippings from my skull.
A giraffes tongue is 20" long
Bleemus-The film that develops on top of Hot Chocolate when it sits too long
I tried to get in touch with my inner child, but he is not allowed to talk to strangers
You can say what you want about the Amish. Actually that is what i like best about them.
Yesterday is history. tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why we call it the present
Sometimes i feel i am just a target for middle management hostility
Clumsiness..is it catching or dropping?
I am going to live forever or die trying
Never try to baptize a cat.
How can you tell if a woman is happy? Who cares.
Chaos,panic and disorder..my job is done
I suffer occasional delusions of adequacy
My wife told me if i wanted breakfast in bed i could sleep in the kitchen
Why do we say heads up and then duck?
If milli Vanilli fell in the woods would someone else make a noise for them?
My wife has a voice activated coffee maker...she tells me to do it.
People say i am argumentative, yea well i say they are wrong
On the other hand i have 5 fingers.
HAVE A HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE.
A giraffes tongue is 20" long
Bleemus-The film that develops on top of Hot Chocolate when it sits too long
I tried to get in touch with my inner child, but he is not allowed to talk to strangers
You can say what you want about the Amish. Actually that is what i like best about them.
Yesterday is history. tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why we call it the present
Sometimes i feel i am just a target for middle management hostility
Clumsiness..is it catching or dropping?
I am going to live forever or die trying
Never try to baptize a cat.
How can you tell if a woman is happy? Who cares.
Chaos,panic and disorder..my job is done
I suffer occasional delusions of adequacy
My wife told me if i wanted breakfast in bed i could sleep in the kitchen
Why do we say heads up and then duck?
If milli Vanilli fell in the woods would someone else make a noise for them?
My wife has a voice activated coffee maker...she tells me to do it.
People say i am argumentative, yea well i say they are wrong
On the other hand i have 5 fingers.
HAVE A HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Monday, March 10, 2008
Sunday, March 09, 2008
Rumblings after the storm!
Wow, wasn't that a nice little storm. I haven't seen one like that in a long time. At least it gave me time to work on some things. anyway here are some rumblings that i cam up with.
The future will soon be a thing of the past
"I have never killed a man but i have read many obituary's with great pleasure"--Clarence Darrow
"There is nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure"--Jack E Leonard
Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face
I'm confused, no wait..maybe not
I know all the answers but nobody asks me the right questions
There is no place like home, especially if you have no money to go out
Don't go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge
If today was the first day of the rest of my life, then what the hell was yesterday
And what would you rather see, A fat guy in a speedo or a fat chick in a bikini? Just asking.
The future will soon be a thing of the past
"I have never killed a man but i have read many obituary's with great pleasure"--Clarence Darrow
"There is nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure"--Jack E Leonard
Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face
I'm confused, no wait..maybe not
I know all the answers but nobody asks me the right questions
There is no place like home, especially if you have no money to go out
Don't go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge
If today was the first day of the rest of my life, then what the hell was yesterday
And what would you rather see, A fat guy in a speedo or a fat chick in a bikini? Just asking.
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